Since you threw out political correctness I give you:
The sixteen commandments of poon!
Not for the faint of heart.
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darth frosty
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What I Will Teach My Grandson About Women
by metatron in[warning: i will make no attempt to be politically correct in this missive].
son, i understand that your mother has given you "the talk" - about the facts of life and it's important that you know about these things now that you are becoming a man.. i appreciate your mother and all the sacrifices she has made to keep you healthy and out-of-trouble so far.
however, there's just one more thing we need to talk about - and that is that you need to know some things about women.
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What I Will Teach My Grandson About Women
by metatron in[warning: i will make no attempt to be politically correct in this missive].
son, i understand that your mother has given you "the talk" - about the facts of life and it's important that you know about these things now that you are becoming a man.. i appreciate your mother and all the sacrifices she has made to keep you healthy and out-of-trouble so far.
however, there's just one more thing we need to talk about - and that is that you need to know some things about women.
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darth frosty
Great thread on the subject that I highly recomend.
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Wifes aunt
by darth frosty injust venting my wife aunt calls and ask her when she will start going back to the hall?
my wife tries and gives her a fenceline answer and than the aunt starts talking about the news at the lates talk/wt study.
she refused to tell my wife what was said in the meeting (turns out its the one where they tell dubs not to associate with family members who no longer go to the meetings.).
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darth frosty
Thx Nugget good points. I wish I were there but I was at work.
As I explained from the previous incident when I'm around they DON'T SAY SHIT?!?
I guess being over 6 feet and 300+ may have something to do with that.
I dont seek to challenge dubs and their beliefs, but if asked or pushed I will destroy them and their entire belief system.
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Wifes aunt
by darth frosty injust venting my wife aunt calls and ask her when she will start going back to the hall?
my wife tries and gives her a fenceline answer and than the aunt starts talking about the news at the lates talk/wt study.
she refused to tell my wife what was said in the meeting (turns out its the one where they tell dubs not to associate with family members who no longer go to the meetings.).
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darth frosty
thanks for your response talesin.
sometimes i feel like the godfather when you think youre out they pull you back in (or try to.)
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Wifes aunt
by darth frosty injust venting my wife aunt calls and ask her when she will start going back to the hall?
my wife tries and gives her a fenceline answer and than the aunt starts talking about the news at the lates talk/wt study.
she refused to tell my wife what was said in the meeting (turns out its the one where they tell dubs not to associate with family members who no longer go to the meetings.).
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darth frosty
Guess who I'm back to rant about?
Figured I'd bump this post since it gives back ground on the subject matter.
Well my wife spent all day with her aunt who had to have surgery. None of the loving friends could take her so she ask my wife. JW's R friggin idiots.
Anyway the crux of my rant is the 2 dubs whodid show up. There was 1 sister who came who my wife knew and of course she badgers my wife about what hall she goes to and than the importance of going back to the hall once she finds out my wife doesn't go. Turns out this sister has kids my wifes age who are DF'd who she doesn't associates with?!? but she misses them cause they were so close...THAN WHY IS YO DUMB ASS LETTING A CULT COME BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR KIDS?!?
Than some ass-hat elder comes from the aunts hall...more background needed, the aunt is one of those people who have worn out her welcome in every congo in the area so she doesn't go to an english congo she goes to a japanese congo?!?
So this Ass-hat decides to get some time in pressuring my wife on the need to come back to the meetings and how she could share what she's learning with me?!?
My wife explains to him that I was an MS and bethelite and very knowledgable bout the truth. This goon-turd comes back with some bullshit about how some can let pride go to their head and how we need to be carefull about not letting ourselves get puffed up?!?
Now this bastid dont know me from adam, but he has already judged me as being puffed up with pride?!? I thought it wasn't their place to judge others!
Fukcing R tards! I'm really a verry chill person like my name says but this pissed me off.
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Smart phones and WT library-a means to the WT$ end?
by darth frosty inwas talking to my sister today die-hard pioneer (god bless her) she was telling me she finally going to get herself a smart phone.. the reason?
another sister had one and had the wt library on her smart phone.
she was thrilled with the prospect of being able to look up anything just with your phone.. i started thinking, with my devious apostate mind, this could be used against them!
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Was talking to my sister today die-hard Pioneer (god bless her) she was telling me she finally going to get herself a smart phone.
The reason? Another sister had one and had the WT library on her smart phone. She was thrilled with the prospect of being able to look up anything just with your phone.
I started thinking, with my devious apostate mind, This could be used against them! Think about it you see some witness you tell them about some BS from the 96 WT and how it contradicts worse BS from the 09 WT. It used to be the JW would say he would look up the info when he got home. Now with smart phones and zealous Dubs loading the WT library on them you could challange them to look up the info right now.
With tongue planted firmly in cheek I can say:
WT BULLSHIT? There's an App for that!
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True Authorship of New Testament
by QED inhi everyone.. i'm new here and this is the first time im posting.
about myself: i come from china and have been living in the uk.
5 years ago, i began to attend meetings and study the bible with jw in a chinese congregation, but never baptised.
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Could you eat breakfast after watching this at Bethel?
by Dogpatch inthis is a partial video of the morning breakfast table in brooklyn bethel in the late 80s, with lyman swingle hosting... the governing body member who at first tried to shelter ray franz from disfellowshipping, but then within a year or two his spirit was broken and he was a bitter man.. randy (i was there and it was death-dealing, like the death eaters from harry potter!).
address of windows media file if you don't see anything:.
http://www.randytv.com/swinglebreakfast.wmv.
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darth frosty
I remember morning worship prayers and how some brothers wsould use this to impress others.
1 time this brother gave a fukcing prayer and started in the garden of eden and walked it up to present day.
I was hoping they would take the mike from him and beat the shit outta him with it.
After he was done with his speech a tablemate said dryly Geez I hope jehovah learned something from that.
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I'm new here..... Studying with the Witnesses
by PenelopePaige inhi- i just wanted to say that i have been checking the website out for a few weeks and have read some horror stories and some sad ones.
but i have been studying with witnessess for about six months and can't help but feel that they're completely sincere and maybe even, the true religion.
i love the watchtower and awake and to me, none of that seems crazy.
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darth frosty
Just want to welcome you and sum up being a JW with this one simple phrase:
No other religion ask so much of its people and gives so little in return!
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the global Noahic flood is truth
by undercover inthat's not my assertion... that quote belongs to "godrulz" who said it on a thread introducing a newbie.
instead of hijacking that one, i thought i'd repeat here.. now, mr. godrulz... are you prepared to back that statement up with some proof?.
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